​​​there's nothing under your bed...

there's nothing in your closet...

nothing waits in every darkness...

nothing is the most terrifying thing of all...


welcome to night vale

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TO CONTACT THE BID: SPEAK QUIETLY INTO YOUR PILLOW AT MIDNIGHT IN A LANGUAGE LONG SINCE DEAD

(​OR EMAIL nightvaleworldcon@gmail.com). Your choice.

DISCLAIMERS: ​"Night Vale in Eternity - The 'Bid' for Worldcon" is not affiliated with Commonplace Books, Joseph Fink, or Jeffrey Cranor. "Night Vale in Eternity - The 'Bid' for Worldcon" is, however, affiliated with a group of Welcome to Night Vale fans who wish to share their love of the friendly desert community with all of you through various parties at conventions, flyers, and our hoax bid for the World Science Fiction Convention. (But mostly parties.)


"World Science Fiction Society", "WSFS", "World Science Fiction Convention", "Worldcon", "NASFiC" and "Hugo Award" are service marks of the World Science Fiction Society, an unincorporated literary society. 


Please have your mandatory orange poncho with you when contacting the World Science Fiction Society. 


Do not look directly into the eyes of the World Science Fiction Society.


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No, we are not optimizing our website for your phone. Screw your phone. When has your phone ever done something for us, hmmmm? Has it cured cancer, or made a safer meat helmet? Get back to us on that "teaching our nation's children how to read", Phone, and we'll resize our pictures and text pronto. Until then, Phone, we are not on speaking terms kthxbai.


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If you have further questions regarding the bid, please contact the Help Desk with your bloodstone. Please note that if the Help Desk finds your question to be stupid, you will be remotely set on fire.


all hail the glow cloud